Monday 10 August 2009

Happy Birthday Gilly...

There's a couple of shmucks that play Ice Hockey in Toronto called Chara and McCabe. They play for the Leafs and the Sens. The The Toronto Maple Leafs are the local team for Gill and Bill, (McCabe) and The Sens are the Ottowa Senators (Chara). At 6ft 9", Chara is the tallest player that has ever played for the US NHL and is a Slovak. I'm not particularly interested in this game, but I'm just telling you all this so that you can get the joke I'm posting up here. Hey I'm just trying to get in the Toronto swing.... cos it's Gill's birthday today! TADARR!

Happy Birthday Gilly.

Watch the movie... read the joke.



A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Leafs fan.
She’s really excited about it and asks the kids if they’re Leafs fans too.

Well, everyone wants to impress the teacher so they say they’re Leafs fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Wayne

The teacher looks at Wayne and says, "Wayne, ...you’re NOT a Leafs fan?"

He says, "NOPE, I’m a BIG Sens fan!"
She says, "Well why are you a Sens fan and not a Leafs fan?"

Wayne says, "Well, my mom is a Sens fan, and my dad is a Sens fan, so I’m a Sens fan."

The teacher’s not real happy now.....and she’s a little hot under the collar.
She says, "Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!"

Wayne says, "Well, then I’d be a Leafs fan!!"

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