Monday 12 July 2010

The Australian Male....

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. A woman near the front lost it completely and stood up screaming, 'I'm too young to die and if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!....Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman as she stood there shaking. Then a man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped... Then, he spoke... 'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

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